At some point I will recall the awkward moments of my life, but for now, I will just go over today. I think each moment should be rated from 1-10, 10 being the most uncomfortable situation of my life 1 being just shy of a normal human interaction.

Today for myself, the MOST awkward situation would be when my World Literature Professor and I touched feet/legs repeatedly while the class watched a Bollywood movie. My professor is female, clearly overly intelligent, and far too passionate about this class. I sat in the back of the classroom, naturally, (less happen stance conversations that way) and unfortunately the seat to my right remained open, just in time for the professor to sit and enjoy the overly cheesy movie which made me squirm for 3 hours.

The first leg/foot touch went unnoticed, and we both just continued to watch the movie. But then the second was more aggressive and I just honestly lost track of my own movements and personal space. She turned and gave me a quick glance to which I met and replied "Oh hrmm sorry haha hrrrmmm ggguhhh" ..then she quickly jerked her head from the baffling buffoon she so foolishly sat next to, back to the screen.

At one point whilst still inside the wondrous chamber of filming doom, I dared to shoot my friend to the left of me a look of irritation with a dared giggle following with a mouthed "WTF," which was quickly interrupted with me jetting my folded, and asleep, right leg straight out in front of me smacking the professor along the way. This time she simply turned in disgust and I remained silent relishing in my own discomfort while she no doubt studied my face hard enough to know to 1-fail me, or at least knock me down a grade, and 2-never sit by the fidgeting monster of doom again. I end this charmer with a 5 :D!

I'm not really good with names...

So here it goes, my most awkward moments in life, which aren't hard to come by, as I am a forever an  awkward soul, destined to make myself and those around me horribly uncomfortable. I seem to have a talent for it, as much as I loath myself after the fact. But alas, I am just a horrid human being, crawling through life waiting to ruin people's day with none-sense-ical information and uncomfortable pauses and silences..

So here they are, not only the awkward moments of my life, but also of those whom I choose to surround myself. Another awesome quality of an awkward person, is relishing in the moments of high intensity discomfort which don't actually involve one's own malfunctions! Whenever witness to a friends inappropriately awkward behavior, I dive in ensuring maximum horrification, and the favor is usually returned whole heartedly. So enjoy, whether you find yourself relating to such instances, or simply laughing at my unfortunate expense.